How long will my book(s) take to arrive?
Books will be shipped once a week via Media Mail. So you'll get 'em reasonably soon, but not Amazon Prime soon. Just know that I'm braving the treacherous Minnesota winter to mail these, and if I perish, it's on your conscience.
Do you ship to non-USA addresses?
Yes, but the store isn't currently set up for it. Use the "Contact" page to let me know which books you want, and we'll work it out. Note that overseas postage is ridiculously expensive, so you'll need to look into your heart and decide if you really want these books.
Can I ask you to write something specific in the book?
Yes, just put it in the comments field. I reserve the right to decline if it's going to end my career or cause the recipient to hunt me down.
What about Mandibles? Or Fangboy? Or Gleefully Macabre Tales? Or...?
I don't currently have those in paperback. I'm hoping to bring them back soon.
What about hardcover collector's editions?
I rarely have enough extra copies to sell those myself, and the ones I do have are currently in a storage unit in Chattanooga.
How come these cost more than the retail price?
That's the way this whole "buy signed books directly from the author" thing works. If you see me at a booksigning or some other event, I'll obviously scrawl my name on your copy for free.
